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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Life...in a nutshell

 

  • I have more than 10 books on "how to get pregnant"
  • I have a basal thermometer
  • I have an ovulation monitor 
  • I have an OV Watch
  • I have a saliva microscope
  • I have tried charting
  • I have expensive, semen-friendly lubricant
  • I have fallen asleep on my back with my legs in the air, or a pillow shoved under my hips
  • I no longer feel butterflies when I take a pregnancy test...why bother? I know the answer is no
  • I sometimes wish there was a stork that would drop a baby off on my porch
  • I can speak to you in codes: I stopped BCPS and have been TTC for over 5 years. I am so tired of the POC; and holding my FMU to take my BBT...just to get a BFN after a stressful/exciting 2WW before AF arrives to ruin my day. Gotta CIO again. 

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