- I have more than 10 books on "how to get pregnant"
- I have a basal thermometer
- I have an ovulation monitor
- I have an OV Watch
- I have a saliva microscope
- I have tried charting
- I have expensive, semen-friendly lubricant
- I have fallen asleep on my back with my legs in the air, or a pillow shoved under my hips
- I no longer feel butterflies when I take a pregnancy test...why bother? I know the answer is no
- I sometimes wish there was a stork that would drop a baby off on my porch
- I can speak to you in codes: I stopped BCPS and have been TTC for over 5 years. I am so tired of the POC; and holding my FMU to take my BBT...just to get a BFN after a stressful/exciting 2WW before AF arrives to ruin my day. Gotta CIO again.
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